So now all that’s left for the Fukudome-to-the-Cubs deal to go through is his passing of a physical to be held next week. If you ask me, one thing Cubs’ team doctors will be particularly suspicious about?
His third arm.
(No, I couldn’t resist. Of course, without any way of telling how many hits this blog is getting, I may be the only one reading this…so really…as long as I find it funny, as far as I’m concerned, I’m pleasing 100% of my audience.)