Why the absence? Why the ‘back in a bit’ title in the last post? Why the Muppet wedding video last week? Because last Saturday I got married. York Beach, Maine…and it was beautiful.
Hurricane Bill threatened to make the entire weekend a washout and weather reports were rampant with updates filled with potentially bad news come the wedding day. However after all was said and done, we only saw rain for 10 minutes Friday night and for 10 minutes a couple hours before the ceremony on Saturday. PHEW!
The reception afterwards was incredible. Sasha and her mother did such an amazing job putting every small detail together that it added up to an amazing day that no one that attended will forget. It was so much fun to dance the day away and look around and see all your family and friends smiling and enjoying themselves as well. We had a blast, so while I don’t think my new in-laws read this blog, in case they do THANK YOU!!! : )
After the wedding it was off to the honeymoon on Sunday….to LAS VEGAS!!! Or as the locals call it, Lost Wages. We did well to not lose too much money. We’d win a little and then lose a lot but it evened out to a very responsible/reasonable amount come Friday when it was time to go home.
All the palm trees you see were part of the outside pool area. Three pools throughout, connected by waterslides. NICE. Then you can see how you can basically see for miles and miles to the mountains of the dessert. It was 100-110 degrees and sunny everyday. What a crazy experience to fly into Boston Friday night and have it be raining and 50 out. Bizarre change of elements. A lot of heat and a lot of hydrating being done throughout the week like this moment here:
That’s right. Three. And that wasn’t the end of it. We’re talking buffet desserts here, not strikes. Eventually found myself some cotton candy. I highly recommend the Treasure Island casino buffet if for no other reason than the desserts. Awesome. (Currently watching the Mets/Cubs game. Z got hammered. Marshall isn’t doing much better and Pagan must be enjoying beating up on the Cubs. Hopefully we pull this one out but currently down 4-1)
Hit every single casino on the strip from the Encore to Circus Circus. Had a blast. While I was there, I figured, hey, we bet slots and tables. Time to bet sports book? Absolutely! Wednesday morning I decided to bet on the Cubs vs. Nationals game. The Nationals are a joke as every knows. Then again, our bullpen hasn’t faired much better this season. Here I am making my first Cubs bet of the week. That’s right. “First”.
I decided that because the bullpen has been having issues, I would give Harden the benefit of the doubt against the Nationals and bet what they call the fifth inning proposition. I’m not a sports better generally so this was all knew to me. I could’ve bet on how many runs they’d score, who would win overall, through the 5th inning etc. So I decided to bet that the Cubs would lead at the end of five innings avoiding a bullpen collapse altogether. This was a tough call though knowing how many walk offs and late inning wins there are in baseball…did I want to bet all 9? Nope, go with Harden and that’s that. So I watched the five innings (to my new wife’s displeasure since it was our honeymoon) and I couldn’t believe it. The Nats we
re up 1-0 for a while, into the 4th. The Bradley hit a two run shot in the bottom of the fourth to take the lead. What a great position to be in right? Just have to hold them through the top of the 4th and then I win! My $10 (ten in honor of Ron Santo) bet would pay out about 3.75 and I’d make a few bucks while cheering on the Cubs! Into the top of the 4th we go.
Harden looks great. Then a guy gets on first. Passed ball…guy to second. Uh-oh. Base hit with two outs and wouldn’t you know it….one out away and I lose my bet. 2-2 at the end of five innings. As usual…one out away…lose.
I placed that bet at New York, New York Hotel and Casino. After a long day of kicking myself for not betting the whole game (the Cubs ended up winning the ballgame which I was happy about. I’d rather them win and me lose than the other way around) we ended up at Paris, another casino on the strip. Here we got a souvenir, yard tall eiffel tower shaped strawberry daquiri shown here:
Now, I am not a drinker. So by the time I was done with this drink, I was pretty buzzed. It was then that I decided the next morning I would bet on the Cubs again. They’d be playing the Nationals and what are the odds they’d lose to the Nationals. I mean, they already beat them once, why not again? And with Wells pitching? This year they win ALL THE TIME when Wells pitches (not really, but it feels that way). And because I was buzzed, I decided tomorrow morning I’ll place another bet on the Cubs, this time for nine innings and for $30 dollars. That way, I can make my money back that I lost the day before. (Dangerous way of thinking in Vegas). And so I did. That morning I knew it was not a great strategy, but I was in Vegas on my honeymoon living it up, so why not do like Ernie said and:
Actually, no. Nothing is guaranteed in Vegas. No sure things. Cubs lose. Wells gets rocked early, down 5-0 early the Cubs could only battle back to 5-4 and I may have been robbed on a play at the plate where it looked like Lee was called out even though his hand appeared to hit the plate before the tag. So there I was. $40 lost on the Cubs. Done? Nope. Still a 2:00pm game on Friday before I flew out…let’s make it a three game series for me the Cubs and the sports book! Why not?
And then wait a second. I started thinking….I wasn’t losing at the end of five innings on Wednesday’s bet. At the end of five, the game was tied at 2-2. Tie goes to the runner, right? Shouldn’t tie in this case go to the gambler? So I asked the sportsbook at the Flamingo what happens in the case of a tie and they said……..you get your money back!!!!! What?!? I get my money back!!!!?!?!?! Sweet! Only thing was in order to get my money back I had to walk all the way back down the strip to get it at NY, NY! Worth it to me! SO…I placed my third bet of the week, this time on the Cubs to win, complete game against the Mets. Lilly pitching at home against the NY Mess (injuries have ripped them apart this year)? How could I miss? So, $20 down on the Mets. I let my 10 ride plus another ten. Here is a picture of the third bet ticket:
Not a big drinker…and look at that smile after keeping $10. Not a big gambler either. You’d think I just won a couple hundred bucks. This was cashed in at NY, NY so of course they had the Mets/Cubs game on in the sports area. I went to check it out to see how my third bet was doing, a $20 spot on Lilly at home. Here’s a shot of Bradley on the big screen there: